Wine, Wimmins & Wordliness

The ramblings of a 20-something ex wine merchant, current sommelier, full-time geek and wannabe superhero.
Not now Silent Singer…not NOW!
XD absolutely friggin’ hilarious, and yet insanely creepy at the same time.

Not now Silent Singer…not NOW!

XD absolutely friggin’ hilarious, and yet insanely creepy at the same time.

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Old-school…

Old-school…

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maliciousmaeplayswithlions-deac asked: <3

Thanks :D I’ll take your tiny heart-shaped emoticon as some sort of complimentary symbol of approval about nothing in particular? Or did you wish to expand on it? ;)

Just to clarify for people everywhere…when I said “perfectly proportioned” about a certain pic of a woman I posted last week, I didn’t mean to discount the beauty of people who don’t look exactly like that. To me, it’s all down to a few key factors; facial beauty is the most important. Secondly, a woman must have a bust to really look womanly (not even a hugely oversized bust…just noticeable). Thirdly, hips that are wider than their shoulders, or at least pretty darn close. Fourthly,…the ratio to which a woman manages to combine all these, and other, various factors together. You could be a super-slim, tall girl who looks a little gangly and awkward…to me, that’s not quite as attractive as shorter, curvy woman who has broad shoulders, big hips, slightly saggy breasts and a butt that hangs out of your trousers…

So no :P I’m not being fussy, thanks anonymous posters. Stay beautiful, curvy girls :)

prettydirtybusiness-deactivated asked: Hello, no problem :) I was a follower at 'ex wine merchant' and 'geek.' :)

I can tell you're new (lack of posts.) Uhm, i do reblog alot of things actually! Should really stop that.

xx

:D it seems a perfectly good way to do it, don’t worry. And sod it, “if it ain’t broke…”

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Anonymous asked: when you say something like "Quite possibly the most perfectly-proportioned human body I’ve ever seen," you don't do anything to help a woman's self esteem despite claiming to be curvy-friendly. She is indeed blessed with a certain type of shape but when I read something like that after coming to your page from that kind post of yours to FYCG, it really disappointing me. I don't have that body, so according to your statement I'm not perfect or good enough, and that completely diminishes what you're going on about when you say you support curvy women. It would be a different story if you had stated that THAT was your idea of a "perfect" body.. But you stated it as the only way a woman could be "perfect" to you. :/

Excuse my using superlatives in my excitement :) all of my exes have been very much “curvy”, of the variety you seem to belong to. I love it. What I meant to say was more the combination of being curvy AND unique that really did it for me…I have, genuinely, never seen a body shape quite like that. I could reblog another few pictures of girls who are very different from that who fulfil the same criteria, if you like?

Regardless, I LOVE the curvy body type, whatever form it may take…tall and statuesque, or short and petite, I like them all. There’s little better than a great bust, big hips, and a warm tummy to snuggle into. Anything else that surrounds those things is of marginal importance to me :) so don’t take it as an insult, take it as a compliment because, most likely, you share the things on that woman that I find attractive.

Yer darn tootin&#8217; ;) though getting &#8220;moderately merry&#8221; would be more applicable, in my case.

Yer darn tootin’ ;) though getting “moderately merry” would be more applicable, in my case.

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Yeah, I like my wine to have a little fiery spice to it, but this is ridiculous&#8230;

Yeah, I like my wine to have a little fiery spice to it, but this is ridiculous…

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prettydirtybusiness-deactivated asked: Was he is Inception? :)

Yeah! :D that’s the dude. And he’s going to be in the next Dark Knight film too, as Bane. He’s wicked-good, varied, hard to type-cast, and generally a proper thespian. And hawt >.< *grumbles in jealousy*